Not awake yet.

This morning, upon getting in the shower, I was so groggy that I was confused when the tub initially produced cold water when I turned the hot water on. Yet, utterly unasked, some part of my brain offered forth the phrase "rogue foraminifera" when I scanned the tub for stranded ants. I think perhaps it meant to say "hymenoptera", but got confused by the false cognate with formic acid. And, well, did I mention the groggy?